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“I don’t follow any of my own press because I get sick to my stomach, it makes me really nervous and really naseous.”
“You won?t believe this, but I never go out. I don?t like drunk, sweaty people whose only goal is to have sex. I stay home and play computer backgammon. Every once in a while, I go to Color Me Mine to do pottery. I?m not wholesome, but I?m trying to behave.”
“I’ve done drugs, and that’s how I know I don’t like them.”
“I know about five people who aren’t on drugs today, and I’m one of them.”
“Bitchy girls tortured me on school. They’d say horrible things and throw ketchup packets at me.”
“I’m blunt and maybe too honest. But being outspoken is good for women, particularly when it come to sex. Women are supposed to be on magazine covers dressed provocatively, but they’re not allowed to talk about sex? That double standard angers me.”
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad.”
“I don’t hang out in strip clubs so much anymore. But when I just turned 18, and dare I say, before 18, it was just my thing. I was just so happy to be doing something I knew my mom would die if she knew where I was. I was going through that stage. I would go with my girlfriends. It was a really fun and loose environment. There’s one strip club in L.A. that I would go to called “The Body Shop.” I was obsessed with it, and I’m in love with Motley Crue because Vince Neil sings about it in “Girls, Girls, Girls.” I would go there and think, ‘Oh my God, Vince Neil and Tommy Lee would come here! It’s so amazing!’ I don’t do that anymore. But every once in a while I don’t mind going out with some guys and hanging at a strip club.”
“I’m young and have a lot of hormones ? I’m always in the mood. But I like sex with one person in a relationship. Sex with random-ass people at clubs isn’t what I’m about.”
“I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
“I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I?d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn?t mind.”
“When I was 10, my parents and I drove through the Southern states. I have a real phobia of hearing people breathe, especially if I?m trying to sleep ? it really upsets me. I had to share a hotel room with my parents and listen to the both of them breathe. It was torture.”
“I actually went to Bible camp when I was 11. Bible camp is fucking awesome ? you sing songs about Jesus and then you do arts and crafts about Jesus. One night, I snuck out to meet the first boy I ever had a crush on. Each cabin had two counselors, so it was really difficult. I had the balls, but he was too chickenshit. After a couple of hours, I snuck back into bed and went back to sleep, very disappointed.”
At the MTV Movie Awards:
“I’m going to get myself in trouble for saying this, but I will pee in my pants if I see Justin Timberlake or smell him or get anywhere near him.”
On her role in Transformers:
“Luckily, my character is a tough girl. She gets into some situations where Shia’s character, Sam, has to help her. He doesn’t really necessarily come to her aid and rescue her. She doesn’t need to be rescued. She actually kicks a lot of ass.”
“I just never have. I grew up, all my friends were boys growing up and I liked playing in the dirt and all of that. I liked sports and windsurfing, surfing. I’m just not very girlie.”
“I kind of live like a frat boy.”
“Ohh, my shoes… it’s not going to sound that amazing but I have upwards of, I would guess, 30 to 50 pairs of dress shoes, but they’re all really amazing. I love Jimmy Choo, and Casadei, and Cavalli…. I’ve got like 15 pairs at my boyfriend’s house, and they’re all over the floor, and they’re all over the floor at my apartment here and my apartment in L.A. They’re all over the place!”
“I have always been someone who needs to make her own mistakes.”
On Lindsay Lohan and Confessions…
“No, we didn’t get along. I’m not going to lie and bullshit you. We didn’t get along. We weren’t best friends. At the same time, I was seventeen and she was sixteen… [Megan pauses] But I really don’t want to say too much about it.”
On Lindsay Lohan and Confessions…
“Lindsay and I weren?t the best of friends, Because I looked older than her, she?d be nice to my face so I would buy her cigarettes. We got away with it every time.”
“I plan on never having to go to rehab. That’s my goal.”
“I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian?s name tattooed next to my pie.”
“I definitely liked the bad-boy years?that?s my type. I?ve always gone for skinny, tattooed musician-types who wear women?s pants and nail polish. That?s because I grew up obsessed with Nirvana and Mötley Crüe. When I started going out in L.A., I?d go to the Body Shop because Crüe sings about it in “Girls, Girls, Girls.” It?s an 18-and-up place and it?s fully nude, so that was my hangout for a while.”
“Every time a relationship ends, I say, ‘If I could just be Angelina Jolie’s girlfriend, I would be so happy!’”
“I feel most beautiful after a day of surfing - the salt water makes my hair wavy, I get some color on my face, and I just feel better about myself.”
“I have a really offbeat, weird, dark sense of humor. My sense of humor doesn’t really mesh well with sitcom television.”
“I always thought I’d be doing indie films and things like that.”
“I can?t be naked in front of people I don’t know. Making videos wouldn?t be a good idea either. Brian and I were in Hawaii and we heard this lady moaning so loudly I thought that the guy was using a Wiffle Ball bat on her, so I grabbed my video camera, went out to the balcony and started filming?which was right when they were finishing. The guy looked up and saw me. If you watch the tape today, you can hear me say, ‘Oh shit!’”
“I?m horrible to live with. I don?t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn?t flush.”"
“All my money has gone into my shoe collection, it’s disgusting.”
“It’s so odd. I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it’s strange.”
During her FHM spread in 2005
?When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM, I love FHM and, as a subscriber, I?m so excited to be a part of it.?
After her FHM spread in 2005
“I think what I regret is that I would rather do something like that when I was a more established actress and I really had proven myself first. Now, people are still unsure whether I can act or not. I just don’t want to be one of those girls who are playing off the show’s popularity.”
After her FHM spread in 2005
“I really don’t know the purpose of it, now that I’m looking back. It’s something that I probably would not choose to do again. There was a little bit of that. There was a little bit of trying to break out of the character a little bit and be seen as more than a 16-year-old that I play on television. But it’s not something that I would choose to do again. That was a one-time thing”
“I go to the set thinking I’m not going to have any female friends, because that’s the reality of the business. From what I’ve experienced, women aren’t good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you.”
“I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the boot of a car.”
“Film fans want to see pretty people on the screen. It’s a fantasy world. I’m not going to apologise for my looks, but there’s a lot more to me than that.”
On Marilyn Monroe
“Marilyn was one of the first people I ever saw on TV when I was a baby. My mum says whenever I heard her voice I would cry. I had immense empathy for her.”
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