The results are in and it’s true - every guy loves Megan Fox. I mean, what’s there not to love? You see, my theory is quite simple actually. In my world, there lives only 5 types of guys. Jocks, Geeks, Skater/Punk, Druggies, and Prep.

The Jocks
In Transformers, Mikaela (played by Megan Fox) is more of a jock than her male counter part Sam (Shia LaBeouf). She hot-wires cars, puts people in their place and goes into battle with Bumblebee - doing some ass-kicking of her own. In real life, she doesn’t get along with women (like Lindsey Lohan), and prefers to hang out and be “one of the guys.”

The Geeks
It’s no secret that Megan is a geek as well. As a child, her favorite toys included Ninja Turtles. She is obsessed with video games and comic books making her a nerd’s dream.

“I’m really into comic books. I’m a comic book geek. I collect them. Fathom [is my favorite]. It’s by Michael Turner. He also does Witchblade. He’s a sick artist.”

Playing the lead female role in Transformers doesn’t hurt either.

Skater/Punk
Megan sure does love her tattoos which makes her a favorite of the skater/punk types. She has 7 or 8 and is looking to get more no matter what anyone says.

Every time I get a tattoo, it’s a little fuck-you to anyone who tells me not to.

So much so that she would be willing to leave Hollywood because of them:

I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco

Druggies
Megan has tried just about everything and although she says doesn’t do drugs anymore, she has a bad side. When asked if she identified more with Optimus Prime or Megatron:

In real life, I would go with Megatron. I’m always forced to behave and be nice to people, so being bad is very appealing. Everybody longs for the day when they could be a real asshole if they felt like it.

Her thoughts on pot?

“I don’t even think of it as a drug; it should be legalized.”

Prep
I don’t really have a good example here but she’s been named one of the hottest women from FHM, AskMen, and Maxim. Need I say more?

So there you have it. Proof that every type of guy loves Megan Fox. And just in case you are still not a believer, I leave you with a picture of Megan Fox:

So tell me, why do YOU love Megan Fox?